The 55 best phrases to laugh (about life)
Humor is one of the best ways to face life, and laughter brings us many benefits. In fact, there are several investigations that have found evidence that influences our mental and physical health.
Among some positive consequences of laughter, generates in our body certain hormones that provide us with happiness and good humor.
- You can learn more about these benefits in our article: "The physical and psychological benefits of laughter"
Laughing phrases that can make your day happy
Aware of these benefits, in this article we have prepared a list of phrases to laugh. They are the following.
1. Do not depend on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness!
Emotional dependence is not good for us, because it cancels us as people.
2. Laughter is a tranquilizer without side effects
Laughter is a good form of therapy, it is what is known as laughter therapy.
3. Better late, because in the morning I sleep
A humorous way to change the phrase "Better late than never"
4. Humor is the reason when life has gone crazy
A quote from Groucho Marx, in an attempt to define, in a funny way, what humor is.
5. Save water. Do not shower yourself
If two people shower together, the water bill will notice.
6. I do not know whether to cut my veins or leave them long
A funny quote that deals with a very serious topic: suicide.
7. When I grow up I want to be a priest. They live like God!
The priests live in the service of the Lord, and perform acts of worship to religion.
8. I do not believe that the friendship between man and dog was lasting if the meat of the dog were edible
Evelyn Waught, pronounced this witty phrase about the relationship between people and dogs.
9. Why will gelatin shake? Will he know what awaits for him?
In reference to if the gelatin trembles with fear because they are going to eat it.
10. Absolute truth does not exist and this is absolutely true
A play on words about absolute truth.
11. Telling the truth can be done by any idiot. To lie takes imagination
A funny phrase by Jaume Perich, who was a writer, draftsman and Spanish humorist.
12. You have to lick it to wet it, you have to suck it to stop it, you have to push it to put it in, how difficult it is to put the thread in a needle!
It might seem that this sentence is related to sex, but in reality it refers to how to put a thread in a needle.
13. In this life they do not forgive you if you stop winning, and they hate you if you always win
The former player and former Real Madrid coach, Jorge Valdano, pronounced this sentence very ciera.
14. The wise speak because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something
An ironic phrase of the great philosopher, Plato.
15. I never forget a face, but with you I'll make an exception
A phrase that is addressed to someone that we like very well.
16. Of a lot of work nobody dies, but just in case it is better not to risk
An irony about work. Work seriously harms health.
17. Happy those who wait for nothing, because they will never be disappointed
When you have no goals or expectations, do not fail.
18. The confusion is very clear
A phrase that uses two antonyms: confusion and clarity.
19. Why can the same magazine be in the bathroom for years and we do not care?
An existential question that can leave you sleepless during the day.
20. What verb tense is "should not have happened"? Imperfect condom?
A joke about the tense of "it was a mistake".
21. I wanted to kill myself by taking 100 aspirins, but when I was just going with the second, I felt much better
Aspirin helps to fight pain. This phrase is a joke about this drug.
22. Why to turn off Windows you have to go to the Start button?
A curiosity that surely many had not raised.
23. Laz drojaz te buelben vruto
A reflection with a touch of irony on the consumption of frogas.
24. My wife betrayed me a week ago and I still have not got the horns ... I will lack calcium?
A way to take an infidelity with humor.
25. And what do you tell me ... is the dog mine?
This phrase can be applied when the story does not go with you.
26. If you find your boyfriend with another woman, breathe deeply and keep calm, so you will not fail when you shoot
Again, a phrase to laugh about infidelity.
27. Why when we take a box of medicines, no matter how many times we give it, we always open it from the side that is not and the leaflet appears there folded?
Something that surely has happened to all of us at some time.
28. If I have seen you I do not remember, if I undress you ... I do not forget!
It can be used when you like a person and you find it attractive.
29. Love is a splendorous thing ...until your wife (or your husband) surprises you
A joke about marriage and the marriage relationship.
30. I have to go to the eye doctor, but I never see the moment
A date with a great touch of humor.
31. A more money, less known and more friends
When you have money, you get friends from everywhere.
32. Doing an exam I remembered you, now I remember why I suspended
Sometimes, when you think so much about that person that you like, you have trouble concentrating even to study or do an exam.
33. Flee the temptations slowly, so they can reach you
Actually, you have to do the opposite.
34. Military intelligence are two contradictory terms
Groucho Marx using a joke about the little intelligence of the military. Obviously, this statement is not true.
35. If you want women to follow you, stand in front!
In reference to that, you do not have to go after anyone and you have to make yourself valued.
36. Do not think badly of me, young lady, my interest in you is purely sexual
Groucho Marx. Again, one of his jokes that can make someone feel bad. But that is, simply, a joke.
37. To graduate from an otolaryngologist, the main thing is to learn the word
A quote that jokes about the length of the word otorhinolaryngologist
38. You fall 23 times in a row on top of your mother-in-law holding a knife and everyone says you're a murderer
The relationship with the in-laws can sometimes be complicated.
39. You are the light that illuminates my life, I hope you do not fall for it!
A romantic and at the same time fun phrase.
40. I have had an intelligence test and it has been negative
Meaning that you are not, precisely, an intelligent person.
41. Foolishness is the strangest of diseases, the sick never suffer, those who really suffer are the others
A version of the mythical phrase of Albert Einstein.
42. My God, give me patience, but give it to me now !!
Asking for patience without having a little bit of it.
43. Do not take life seriously, after all you will not live out of it
A great reality that is better taken to joke.
44. If the drunks had control, we would have everything double
In reference to the blurred vision that people suffer when they go drunk.
45. Do you know what is the difference between toilet paper and bathroom curtains? No. Aha, then it was you!
A joke that can be used with a friend or relative.
46. Take advice on wine, but decide with water after
Drinking alcohol does not favor decision making.
47. Do infants of childhood enjoy as much as adults do of adultery?
A funny phrase about infidelity.
48. Actually turtles know how to fly, what happens is that they are so slow that they can not take off
A joke about the turtles and their slowness.
49. Men would lie much less if women did not ask so much
A way to exculpate some lying men.
50. When you take it out of your boxes, where does it go?
Casillas meaning "home".
51. If the study enlarges, let the dwarves study
Studying makes us grow as people, although this phrase makes fun of it.
52. Make a politician work. Do not vote!
Politicians do not enjoy very good reputation today.
53. The important thing is money, health comes and goes
A phrase that has nothing true, but that is fun.
54. The first day I saw you, I threw myself at your feet and not because I loved you, but because I slipped
A fall that, without doubt, is unfortunate.
55. The important thing is not to win, but to lose the other
A way of saying the same, but in other words.
